“The piece of advice I’d give to a room of people is to stay out of the pen. We’re on our last bit of time, out here doing good in the world. I’ve got a third degree burglary.” …“And I’ve got a 2nd degree assault. I shot a guy. He lived, but I almost think it would be better off if he didn’t. He robbed me and I shot him. But you know, that’s just what happens in Mobile when you’re a black dude. That’s Mobile. “ The man on the left runs across the street to give me some bug spray right as a big log truck comes around the corner, “Jus’ great. Front page news: ‘Jailbird gets hit by truck trying to give ‘Off’ to a little  curly haired lady.'”