Mobile, Alabama

Most of the women around here are butt-ugly, but they think they're all that. I'm a nice guy, so I talk to all of them, but its hard to find a pretty one.  I'm a merchant marine.  Kind of like Cpatian Philips.  Actually I was almost on that boat with him.  I was 30 minutes late for my flight and just missed the boat.  I actually met him (Captain Phillips) in Kuwait.  He was a pretty nice guy.  But you know, he messed up.  They say he was at fault. He wasn't following the rules.

“I’m a merchant marine. Kind of like Captain Phillips. Actually, I was almost on that boat with him. I was 30 minutes late for my flight and just missed the boat. I got a chance to meet him (Captain Phillips) when I was in Kuwait. He was a pretty nice guy. But you know, he messed up. They say he was at fault. He wasn’t going by the rules you are supposed to follow in pirate infested waters.”

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